Children are funny little creatures. The really swell ones are the ones who resemble tiny adults with their witty banter and contagious laughter. The thing is they frighten me, that’s all. This doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate them and their respective mothers. I’ve even written about them (the moms). Seriously, how do they do it?
Here’s the deal. You don’t have to be a mom to be a hot mama. I mean, I’d hope T would think I’m a hot mama. You know, minus the tiny humans.
Have you heard about this new Hot Mamas Run? An exclusive 5K run (or walk, if you prefer) for women. There’s even a 1-mile baby parade. Raise your hand if you think I could pass Molly off as a kid and borrow a stroller.
Good news! You don’t have to actually be a keeper of tiny humans to participate… just a hot mama! (yes, you are more than qualified if you check the box next to female)
It wouldn’t be an event without a contest, would it? Of course not. That’s why the un-timed, non-competitive 1 mile walk for women and children (both boys and girls) under the age of 12 has a costume contest! Word on the street is that you can push a stroller, pull a wagon, carry your baby in a sling, or let them walk. About the latter, is that really a good idea? When I was a tiny human, if I had to walk for very far I’d sling myself to the ground claiming my legs were broken… and that’s just not fun for anyone.
Fun costume and decor contest categories include Rock the Bump (expectant moms can show off their baby bellies), Baby on Board (focus on babies in slings, carries, wraps, etc), Imagine That (costume contest), This Is How I Roll (decorate your wagon or stroller).
Wait. Wait. Wait. I’m all in this. I’m participating. I’m a hot mama sans 9 month lease agreement with a fetus. However, please don’t scare those of us like me with your baby bumps. It’s September… so, let’s keep them covered up. Unless, well, you want to be a deviled egg.. then let’s take a picture together because that’s just funny.
Here’s the scoop:
Sunday, September 30
Mitch Park in Edmond
2 p.m.
Why should you participate? Because I am, naturally. Or, because it’s a fun way to spend a Sunday afternoon with your lady friends and proceeds go to the Regional Food Bank of Oklahoma’s Food for Kids Program and the Oklahoma Birth Network.
Don’t feel like running? Volunteer opportunities are waiting for you!
Oh… the best part. You could register to enter the race or you can enter for free! (I hear diapers are expensive… so I’d probably go with this route…)
Wow, think I’m being a little out of my league in this new goal? I have the HotMama part down, it’s the 5k I may have to get in gear for!
Brooke. I’m seriously considering this. I mean, it gives me something to shoot for by the end of summer. If I start conditioning, I should be up for a 5k. Maybe? It’s a long shot. Kind of?
I mean, to be fair, it only took two months for me to work up to 4 miles (in under 35 minutes) last time I was running consistently. Dang you, pneumonia, for ruining THAT streak…
I promise you could do it! Download couch to 5k! And, I know of somewhere you could stay and a lot of fun people in Oklahoma who would love to hang out with you!
Well, I entered the giveaway. My sister swears by Couch to 5K, I’m excited to try it. Time to work of senior year! Thanks for the inspiration (and the offer of a couch). I’m stoked
Truth about the “broken legs” , proud to have an awesome Niece who cares so much for others and is funny as all get out.
Going to start the couch to 5k also. My baby is 8 weeks old and I am ready to recover from having a baby and c-section. This will be inspiration to get moving.