You'll never be too old.

You’re never too old to drive home for church on Sunday mornings. Or, gripe at your little sister because, “we’re going to be late.”

Or, have your dad hush you during service because you’re giggling at the 2-year-old who just answered, “no,” to a rhetorical question for the entire congregation to hear.

Or, stay for Basket Dinner after church and smooth talk Joe, the 2-year-old, into cleaning his plate because there’s no way he can beat you, because you are, in-fact, a professional lunch eater.

Or, lounge on the couch after church and watch a western with your dad.

Especially if Audrey Hepburn is playing a Kiowa Indian opposite Burt Lancaster.