7 days.

A lot can happen in seven days. In the past seven days I've decided I'm going to write a book. Even if only my family purchased it, I'd sell at least 5,000 copies. If you consider cousins, grandparents, aunts, uncles, and  family friends who I thought were family....

It's a done deal.

In my head, I'm already a successful author. My grandma thinks so - she even hangs my blog posts on the refrigerator.

You can't argue with grandma.

Really, she's 80-something and during March she doesn't give a lick what you have to say. If you want to talk to her... you better bring your March Madness bracket and be prepared to explain your picks. She's not going to go easy on you. And, don't mention B. Knight in her house - she's a Christian woman; however, she'll probably make you eat on the back porch.

Back to the point.

I'm going to write a book. It's probably going to be children's book. You're probably going to think it's amazing.