Imagine if Christmas morning, your 21st birthday and they day you found out all the points on your driving record were wiped clean combined with Bedlam where both teams won. That's right, a weird combination of amazingness where the Sooners and the Cowboys were able to celebrate the madness that is November (or December if we're pretending it's still 2011) at the same time. A Crimson and Orange smoothie, if you will.
You don't have to imagine this. Because it's here.
Happy NBA Finals Day y'all.
Hope you have your big girl panties on.