Thanks, Olympic Games, for giving me joy. I'm proud to be an 'Merican.
Thanks, blog creepers, for creeping on this blog. I always enjoy knowing how you came to this little blog and the search terms you google. For the person who googled "hot wife," to find this blog I'm sorry to disappoint you, but you gave me a few giggles.
Thanks, Oklahoma weather, for being awesome. I appreciate you. I know a lot of people don't understand your ways and how you could be so cruel to the land; however, I know it's just your job.
Thanks, mom, for giving me such a sweet hair cut as a child. I bet you didn't know this snapshot from the 90s would bring me so much joy in life. It's truly fantastic.