Posts tagged stage fright
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So I've got this new gig {Yeah - I'm going there again.} Basically, I travel - I blog. Except - I can't tell you what the blog is yet. It's literally killing me.

I think I'm getting an ulcer. Trust me - I definitely Web MD'd it.

My friends think I'm going crazy - which is only partially true.

It's just a whole lot of pressure to not mess up the coolest job ever.

Between you {the understood creeper}and me - I literally sat in my car on Saturday for 15 minutes listening to DJ Khaled's All I Do Is Win before I ventured into a festival.

My hands were shaking, sweat was dripping from my brow and I couldn't remember my name.

I put on my big girl panties. Well, not that second, we're talking figuratively here. I walked into that festival like I owned the place.

Sort of.

I think as long as I have a steady stream of Whitney Houston, Dj Khaled, Biz Markie and Gary Allan - this road traveling stuff is going to by pretty awesome.

I mean it is the coolest job ever.

By the way, I may not be able to tell you blog specifics yet - but these are a few of the pics I've taken on my travels.

Oh - and I created a Facebook page for Rural Gone Urban if you're into that sort of thing.

Never - give the mic to me.

I make horrible first impressions. When I first meet people {you} my hands get sweaty, I forget my first name, I don't know how to formulate sentences. Honest, it's completely awkward.

It's honestly baffling. Why? Meet for the second time and you won't be able to shut me up. If you make the mistake of laughing at one of my horrible jokes - you're a goner. I'm going to assume you think I'm funny.

My ability to make people laugh is a complete shot in the dark. That certain boy who makes me weak at the knees thinks I'm anything but funny. Or maybe he does think I'm funny but doesn't want to feed the flame.

But, what I do know is that speech I talked about yesterday - the one I gave at Jodi's wedding was a hit. But, for some reason it didn't end up on the video.

However, my sass was filmed, unfortunately.