Never - give the mic to me.

I make horrible first impressions. When I first meet people {you} my hands get sweaty, I forget my first name, I don't know how to formulate sentences. Honest, it's completely awkward.

It's honestly baffling. Why? Meet for the second time and you won't be able to shut me up. If you make the mistake of laughing at one of my horrible jokes - you're a goner. I'm going to assume you think I'm funny.

My ability to make people laugh is a complete shot in the dark. That certain boy who makes me weak at the knees thinks I'm anything but funny. Or maybe he does think I'm funny but doesn't want to feed the flame.

But, what I do know is that speech I talked about yesterday - the one I gave at Jodi's wedding was a hit. But, for some reason it didn't end up on the video.

However, my sass was filmed, unfortunately.

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