I have a novel idea. I would like someone to call my landline (read as: the phone hooked up to my wall), and request my presence on a date. This would mean, they would have to request my actual phone number - in person. Honestly, it's an expand your horizons experience. A throw back in time, if you will.
Not only would this said suitor need to request my phone number, but he would also need to call within the appropriate time get me on the phone. Could you imagine this?
A world without DMs, tweets, emails, facebook, or texting...
Oh, and if he could show up wearing starched jeans and a pair of full quill ostrich 'kicks - we'd be in business.
As Juno would say, "AWwwwl, Dream Big."