Reasoning

I’ve always been a conservative individual. Terrified of getting in trouble, worried I might disappoint someone, flat-scared of my parents {High school throwback}; I’d sort of skip out of something more worried about why might happen instead of looking at the bright side. How lame is that.

Presently, I’ve initiated a new formula for deciding activities::

Step one: Should I {insert something random, here}? Step two: Ask myself “why not?”

You should try it. It’s working out quite well for me, actually. Oh, and I’m going on a blind date.

HA.

Really.

Isn’t this funny?

No?

Yes, it is.