You shouldn't dislike Mondays. It's illegal. And, I'll tell you why. If you happen to be in the 405, it's beautiful outside. That should get you motivated for any number of reasons. Secondly, this text message should make your day.
If this offends you, or if you just don't understand it. Laugh anyway. And, naturally, watch this video:
Thanks to my many friends who make me laugh daily. You guys rock.