Hit or Miss::

I'm hit or miss with mornings. Sometimes, I jump out of bed like Mary Poppins - ready to conquer the world. It's rare, but it does happen. Typically, I roll out of bed angry at the world. I stumble to the restroom, kick shoes out of my way, and greet my lovely roommate with a look that is sure to make me look like a monster to most individuals.

On a typical day, it takes me a solid 7 alarms to wake up. Each alarm has a different song set to motivate me in some fashion to wake up.

It's pathetic, really.